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Cake day: June 9th, 2023

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  • Honestly, yea. Or a police officer in a bunch of gear. Or hell if it’s the states or Canada they don’t even need that much gear.

    I know what a masked killer is planning to do and no one would be too upset with me for protecting myself.

    If a cop shows up and starts to get pissy because I’m not making him feel like a good special wittle baby boy then I could end up seriously injured or dead while an astonishing number of people many of whom aren’t cops or related in any way to cops desperately try to make sure I’m blamed for the incident. And all that because they got the wrong address, didn’t announce themselves, and got mad when I asked them what the fuck they were doing in my fuckin’ house.

    Oh, they could also just be a conservative, those dipshits and their worthless, proven-a-million-times-to-be-awful policies do way more damage than some amateur serial killer could ever hope for.




  • Also most people are kinda on auto-pilot/following the rails until they finish school(and that’s fine). Even the ones who did really crazy shit very likely had parental guidance which means it’s not your fault your parents didn’t craft you into a race car driver or whatever.

    Once they really get out into the world they’re, what, 22-26? Older sometimes? We hit 30 and say “in 30 years I’ve done nothing” as if we had full agency and control for that entire time. You know how old the average person is when they’ve had twice the life experience of another average person who just turned 30? Probably around 40. That’s it, you’re good.



  • It’s like all the old geezers who cum into carbeurators but like, shouldn’t they be happy that fuel-injection is a million times better and more reliable? I work on my own car and I can handle that shit in my driveway easy but these people seem to want more work to do. Yes, Fred, carbs make more sense for dirtbikes but oh my god otherwise shut up.

    As for printers yea what the fuck. They all work differently even within the same company when all they need to do is take the exact same control module, maybe two versions of it, and slap it onto different bodies. But, instead, it’s just a giant fucking mess.





  • This just in:

    All the people you never want to see in lingerie are boycotting Victoria’s secret. Frank Gimblegork, a proud conservative entrepeneur, has started a business called “Bigger Is Better“ which promises an anti-woke agenda. Bra sizes range between “Big Booba™” and “Massive Honkers™” as “anything smaller and they probably aren’t even real women anyway” says the founder.

    Customers report “I love that the itching is a constant reminder of how much I love my country” and “I love that they use teenage models as well, what good family values they must have.”



  • WHAT? Like, I know that the battle and stuff does happen after Smaug, so he’s not the final event of the book like you’d think, but I can’t imagine jumping into the third movie for a weirdly quick pay-off and then watching them drag out the battle for basically an entire movie.

    God the more I know about these movies the happier I am in my choice to just cherish the book on its own.