On mobile Firefox, two right swipes in the middle of the screen closes zapper mode. It is not clear or obvious, but it works.

Sure capitalism might breed efficiency and innovation, well except for when it breeds monopolies, and price fixing rackets, and wage theft, and outsourcing, and enshittification, and horrible pollution, and anti unionization propaganda, and… Wait I forget what point I was going to make.

I might have to take you up on that code. I’m currently on Torchr, and it’s… not great.

This comment has made my day worse.

He won’t spend a day in prison. I don’t believe it will happen. Even if he gets sentenced, he’ll just drop dead before setting foot in a cell.

Don’t forget they have to decide whether they hate Bud, Miller, or Coors Light this week.

Honestly surprised that people will have to be caught in fireable offenses during downsizing.

Yeah you really only have to get very good at parsing through the subtleties of dinner invitations.

Out of pocket has an alternate meaning of someone doing something out of line or wildly inappropriate.

Unless they fall into the industrial equipment, then you absolutely cannot take the children out of the jam factory.

I know they’re going for an iPhone vibe, but the “camera” setup gives me much more galaxy S21-22.

Honestly? Interesting tactic. Look so ridiculous that everyone at the airport is too embarrassed to ask if that’s a half kilo of coke under a toupee.

As a server, southerners stare at me in wide eyed awe when I pour a disgusting amount of simple syrup into a glass of iced tea.

A week or so on Lemmy and I’ve seen this slur on like 3 different occasions. It’s disappointing. I guess I was just more familiar with what communities to avoid on reddit (wsb) if I didn’t want to see it.