I’m going to miss the good old days when Ford named their cars after jazz mags.

Fiesta trivia: I once worked at a place where my company car was a Cortina estate. It got replaced by a bright yellow Fiasco. I left.

This is irritating. I use Nitter once a week to check if someone’s still alive. If I see them posting crap I know they’re still breathing.

Have you checked your DNA lately? lol

Everything in or around our house that lives but is not human is called Eric. Lizards, spiders, everything. My wife is different. She’s called Erica.

Mine are all called Eric. It’s much easier to remember.