I mentioned it to my mom the first time I got "ma’am"ed. I’m a cis woman and I hated it! Mom, who looks much more ma’am-worthy than I, said the same thing. I don’t know if anyone wants to be a “ma’am.”

It’s a Gygax original from the AD&D Dungeon Master’s Guide.

At least it’s not the strumpet table

I read an article the other day that calculated Smaug’s net worth as $62 billion (although it is ten years old now). So technically, Smaug is sitting on 1.5 Twitters.