He also killed the guy that killed Hitler

Oh man one time my apt building was being remodeled and they threw everything into a dumpster out back and left for a week. The smoke detectors in the pile were going off randomly all the damn time. I must have smashed 30 of those fuckers against the wall to shut them up.

Be the change you want to see in the world 🤡

It depends on how many dachshunds you’re willing to lose.

Christofascism will fuck you up inside.

Prehistoric bone study

The brain is the largest erogenous zone.

It’s true though, way too gamey.

Porn stars should use their platform for progress. I would click twice as fast if a video was titled “DP for universal healthcare” or “gang bang to end the war in Gaza”.

A real crowd pleaser

I’m color blind so I’m going to assume this has something to do with gay sex.

Looks like it’s going fast just sittin there

I don’t know what we’re going to do without Portland 😞

JER-RY JER-RY JER-RY

I had a lot of fun with one of these when I was a teenager. Trying to do donuts backwards, off-roading through the woods chasing after my friends that were on dirt bikes, taking the back seats out to fit all manner of things inside…

I think about the only thing it didn’t do was get me laid lmao

Oh man, those look fuckin rad

They started it.

Which one is which?

He really fell in love with that eye liner.