I’m a basket man.

He’s prolific in a way only exorbitant wealth allows.

A nice way of saying Fuck Off, basically. No consumer protections for this kind of thing exist, at least in the USA. Other than Weights and Measures enforcing scale calibrations if you buy things by weight.

We need to incorporate portion veracity into food sanitation checks. Food safety guy goes in, buys all three sizes of fries, weighs them all, compares to the nutritional fact values posted by the company.

The universe still doesn’t care what a US Senator thinks. This is mostly because the universe is a collection of everything ever and it doesn’t have a unified cohesive sentience, so maybe it’s we who should not care what the universe thinks.

Paper straws are fine for many use cases, but man those agave compostable straws are just like plastic.

It’s easier to block the sentient skid marks so they only have one another to argue with.

This is why you’ll never be The Onion, Beaverton.

Double Deluxe with bacon, no mayo, no cheese, side of BBQ sauce and cheddar cheese sauce, dress with the sauce yourself. I don’t trust the workers to not make it a gloopy mess.

I prefer Freddy’s over Culver’s if they’re both an option, however.

Good work, that’s very close! >!OK, How Bout No? Eat Shit and Die, motherfucker.!<

As an American, what the fuck is toast bread?

OKHBNESDMFKR

Ever since a chicken killed my pet hamster, my name has been vengeance and Popeyes has been my hunting grounds.

This was less important to him than making sure only wealthy, educated, white men could vote. The unwashed masses were never intended to vote on anything federal beyond House of Representatives.

It almost looks like he erased half of it, meant to come back, and forgot before submitting it to publish.

Once everyone had their instant pots that are really reliable and rarely break, instant had to come up with something else to sell and make money. In the pursuit of that, they made a lot of bad choices, including taking on debt, and didn’t find the same success they had with instant pot.

I assume the banner is in English for our benefit, since everyone there almost certainly does not converse in English.

That is weaponized panic.

Ukraine will take them to make 200 kamikaze drones, in the ultimate ironic use for WW2 munitions meant for Japan.