Priapism isnt something you want. Eventually the blood will clot in your penis and no new blood can flow in, causing the cells in your penis to die from lack of oxygenated blood eventually leading to amputation. Better make those 4 hours count

I like Lemmy, but it can be a very one-sided experience. If youre not in to tech or left wing politics you’ll probably find little to engage with.

Edit: I guess the memes are pretty good too

I mean its worse than that. Youd need to work at a rate of 16,600/hr, 24 hours a day for 2,000 years to get even close to Elon Musk

Monster Hunter Rise

I like the one “Shit stains in the toilet bowl. Will piss them off later”

Disney; just know that if I die because of you my Wife has strict instructions to mail my burning corpse to Bob Iger’s home address. We will not see you in court.

Shrek Memes are so hot right now.

Ladies and gentlemen: The Future.

Either document beetles, or get REALLLY in to opium

“We’ve decided” lol. Keep telling yourselves that

Gee, here I thought corporate greed and a captive userbase were the problem.

Lemmy really showing its ass with memes about gen z slang. Kai Cenat is just a person, Unc has been around since the fucking 80s. Its ok for language to change. ITS GOING TO BE OK, BOOMER

I knew i loved Chaucer for a reason

Its election season boyos. You cant escape it, even in your fediverse hidey hole.

Imagine telling your boss you need water breaks in record-breaking heat and him telling you no.

This is your friendly reminder that The Lincoln Project is a conservative organization with a stated purpose of pushing liberal politicians further to the center. They are fattening you up for the kill; stay frosty out there.

Its boring in long stretches. The story has decent hooks but the characters are a bit too cartoony and flat. Kind of a forgetable experience.

I think i heard one time that helicopters can jettison the rotor so you dont get chopped up

Gone and forgotten

He owns the site bro, using it is enabling.