Today’s episode of “Malfunction or Moscow?”

You probably won’t and that’s kinda the only silver lining about this whole thing. It makes people question consumerism.

Yankee go to bed and have sweet dreams

That’s deregulation for ya. It’s not gonna get better anytime soon.

Jeb! at the Disco

It was probably just located in a basement but underground makes it sound like that’s where all the seedy criminals gather

Oh you just wait and see till midterms come around. Or don’t see but it’s crucial that you wait. Never interrupt the enemy while he’s making a mistake. Once he stops making mistakes, which has to be any day now, that’s when surely somebody will come around and do something.

I came from TikTok to Reddit about 2 years ago and after some initial adjustments I found the experience quite liberating in comparison. But yeah there are a lot of rules that you only find out about by getting deleted or downvoted. Lemmy is quite literally the essence of what makes Reddit interesting without the weird bs so this is an overdue transition anyway (although I miss optional user flairs ngl).

I kinda miss the ads with comments enabled but not to the point where I’d consider going back 😅

>>>>> triwing

It’s giving “distinguished middle aged woman at an art gallery”

Men who were adults in the seventies and eighties (boomers for sure) had a strange fascination with teen girls.

That shit never went away I’m afraid. Ephebophilia isn’t even a recognized condition like pedophilia because it’s considered an adequate response to stimuli.

Or bone eating surgeons

Well the sentence that initially got me a three day ban was “Hitler did nothing wrong” which I’m aware doesn’t look good on paper but it was a quote and not my own words. According to Reddit the decision was automated so I appealed what I thought was an honest mistake and that’s when they probably saw my recent posts promoting Lemmy and talking about Palestine and decided to ban me permanently. That or they didn’t like that I filed an appeal. I haven’t used Reddit nearly as much since getting on Lemmy anyway so this is more funny than annoying but still a weird way to go.

It’s a fun symbol with a fun name but I’m not a fan because it removes the nuance of which symbol you put first. I use “!?” for exclamations where the speaker can hardly believe what they’re saying themselves and “?!” for rhetorical or emotional questions.

Politics induced dysphoria just dropped

You gotta let the mycelium into your life. Sing with your fungal brethren.

And yet, whether they’re aware of it or not, future generations will stand on your shoulders.

Relatives usually

This image sums up my opinion