the ring of wizardly bullshit

Something something minotaur sorcerer 😛

When you roll a natural 1 followed by a natural 20 while playing Dungeons & Drag

I bet at least part of the reason for the lake running low is climate change too, making Trump and his cronies partly responsible for the very expenses he’s having a hissy fit over…

They were probably busy doing Depeche Mode things and didn’t hear about it right away 🤷

Fun fact: according to the scientific consensus*, The Panama Canal is not located in China

*AKA maps. Geography is a science, after all…

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…is her mom Peter Griffin from Family Guy? 🤔

If so, I DEFINITELY agree.

moe communities

He’s honored!

I love how bizarre this headline and pic combo would seem to anyone who hasn’t paid enough attention to know the wider context 😄

“Gee, those are some mighty peculiar birds, I reckon!”

Speaking as a middle aged cishet white dude who only knows some basic HTML:

You and me both*! I would have gotten out of bed an hour or so ago, but it’s too cold out there! 😄

*though it’s slightly above 0 here

In that case, I hope your crops can use the moisture 😄

Especially when it comes to Biden. He’s shown himself to be an extremely stubborn conservative Democrat in the Manchin mold.

Or just come, I guess 🤷

“Government doesn’t help you! Re-elect me so I can keep making sure of that!” - every “small government” fascist

Every time you think Greg Abbott can’t be any more of a disgusting and gleefully cruel monster, the little piss-baby proves you wrong 🤬

Good thing that viking helmets never had horns (that was the invention of Catholics literally demonizing) and i wasn’t wearing one at the time anyway 😄

Pun intended, I hope 😁

Worst brand synergy since Michael Jackson’s sponsorship deal with Kinder Surprise 😛

Yeah, best case scenario is that the rest of the world starts to consciously uncouple from the US, taking away the ability of the incoming fascist government to strongarm “allies” into doing and saying everything they want or suffer financial and diplomatic ruin.