Capt’n Pugwash and Seaman Stains will both be out of jobs.

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.

Those things we consume also involve a lot of political pocket lining, to look the other way when they need to do bad shit.

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

Sustained: deat cat.

Awwww does someone need a hug?

Ohh you evil fucker

That’s my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

You’re living up to your user name.

A tank that chews through 5 gallons per mile? Who’s going to be sitting in the tanker truck to do refils?

“Uhhhh we seem to have lost his file…”

Dad was not lying on top of mum to squash her.

No matter how much 6yr old me was complaining after entering their room early one morning.

Do you have candles burning on it?

Source please to show they don’t.

We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

“Bit more on this side, grandad!”

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

Sorry I didn’t articulate well: what I meant is a dictator relies on military force to stay in power. If a dictators military are not feeling they are being treated well, they will quickly have a new dictator that treats them better. Exactly what you mention in your 2nd sentence.

If your a dictator, you ALWAYS keep your army fed.

The one with the rifle shoots.

The one without, follows him. When the one with the rifle gets killed, the one who is following picks up the rifle and shoots!

Reminds me of that Oats Studio short on god

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1_HfhtB5eo&t=193s&pp=2AHBAZACAQ%3D%3D