joel

What an extremely unnecessary explanation. As a math teacher I would have deducted points for this answer.

Damn Big Joel really fell off huh

I don’t think vinyls are hipster. In the age of music digitalization, it is nice to own a physical piece of media, in addition to being able to support your artist more directly. Also it looks nice.

Me but instead I’m chilling with my acoustic guitar.

Hydrogen balloons are dangerous. I say this as someone who handles them relatively often. One blast can seriously damage your hearing if you are standing next to it. And they explode easily, too.