If we’re going to define it like that then hell ya I’m conservative as fuck

You’re forgiven. When I was young, I genuinely thought “fiscally conservative” was a logical position until all the would-be fascists starting going mask-off.

Gross lol

A hundred percent, but the fact remains that journalists have a very hard time supporting themselves in their profession. A job that is critical (when done well) to an informed public.

It must be depressing knowing you could just take a TypeScript React bootcamp and probably double salary in a year. Like, journos have an important job. It’s just not lucrative, despite its value to people/society.

I think you touch it to different things and see what happens, if I remember my absurdists.

Daamn why weren’t you my roomate in college - I got the Dominos-pizza-every-night kind of roomates

So the sense of speed is the fun part?

I kinda tricked myself into liking running by making a game of how long I could put up with the discomfort and feeling out of breath. Now I no longer feel out of breath, and it sometimes feels actually… good?? I don’t know if I just became inured to the sensation, or if I’m just fitter.

Is it a trick if it’s really amazing?

Are you kidding? I can always want to eat more broccoli than is advisable. I have to like hold myself back.

For real though, you can “acquire” these tastes.

Is it that sad, or is it actually great!

The three stages of reading this comment:

Heh.

Huh.

Uhh… shit

Just do your best.

That’s the petrolarchy speaking 😞

I loved it and didn’t finish it either, only I don’t even have an excuse. Maybe I just got stuck.

“If you clean your room every day you never have to clean your room” that one neat freak aunt that I laughed at when I was younger but now I low key see the wisdom 👁️ 👁 👁️

1 screen it, or try to be ok missing things.

This is the most judgey comma I’ve seen in a while. Very well done

Was about to say.

Gary Larson is usually great about leaving the reader to connect the dots. Could’ve had a piece of airplane wreckage labelled “Canary” or something.

I felt this way with instagram. My phone can barely handle the web app and you can’t even replay the video without an account. Truly garbage UX

Yeah for this reason I worry about illustrators and concept artists. Those used to be dream jobs, now I’m not so sure they’re even jobs anymore.