Can you imagine Trump trying to even navigate stuffy legal language? Nevermind writing some.

A few Lemmy users ain’t gonna cut it. This is one of those things where it won’t go away until the subject of the stories goes away.

Counting down the days, personally… I just don’t know how many days there are to count down.

Right, for example, your email address so they can harass the hell out of you (if you stumble onto the site and see the “FREE SAMPLE PACKS” link). Or the free packs are just partial and they’re supposed to entice you to buy the whole pack (where the actual good samples are). Or the packs lead you to their not-free VSTs (which I’m also not terribly interested in, but I’m not their target for that stuff).

Of course - Cymatics entire business model is harassing the hell out of people via email to either look at their new sample packs or buy them on discount.

If you pay attention, they give away free packs + will have promos where they give you credits for free packs and then put a bunch of packs up for discount. I’m not particularly fond of their samples, but free is free and I’ve found stuff I like in their collection.

OK, OK… but now - and hear me out - unfold it.