You said it!

Well, talking about the EU might remind the rubes how shit things have gone since Brexit, so of course they don’t want to bring that one up.

Ignoring a judge is a whole different animal than ignoring Congress. The best Congress can do is refer you for prosecution to the DoJ; a judge can issue a bench warrant for your arrest.

They literally block the word

Then just refer to them the same way the greedy little pigboy did: landed gentry.

“Promises Made ^{(by someone other than us)}, Promises Kept ^{(by someone other than us)}.”

Add it to the pile. At this point, you probably need a rocket to get to the top of it.

Just don’t use Boeing, because you might not come back.

He only said it once though. The second time was just a crater where he stood.

Also it’s 1000x bigger than a mega factory. We know this because if it was 1024x bigger, it would be a gibifactory.

No no no, he didn’t say “debanked” he said “Deutsch Banked.” As in, “I’m such a liability that the only financial institution that will work with me is shady Russian money laundering Deutsch Bank.”

Zorin is a Ubuntu-derived distro that has multiple desktop managers built in, including one that mimics macOS.

The adults, sure.

The kids deserve far better than that.

You can’t handle the turth!

…the ghosts of my grandmothers past will haunt you forever for that one.

But he probably does. He’s weird like that.

What is this, the washed up has-been musician version of The Game?

Oprah has nothing to do with the fact that Bernie is not and has not been a Democrat.

Stop whatabouting.

Lindell, an outspoken supporter of former President Donald Trump and his unproven claims of a “stolen” 2020 presidential election, showed off his new look in a short video shared on Wednesday afternoon to his account on X, formerly Twitter.

“Mike Lindell finally did it,” the post reads. “It’s been 30 years since Mike has shaved his mustache. But in order to go undercover at the DNC and deliver FrankSpeech viewers undercover footage, he finally allowed a barber to take a razor to his iconic 'stache.”

Hey guys, I’m about to go undercover! Here’s exactly what I look like!

…shit, without my 'stache, where will I hide my stash?

Independent. Not Democrat. The Democrats throw him bones because he caucuses with them.

The Democratic party stopped a non-Democrat from getting their nomination?

Holy fucking shit! Crime of the century! How DARE the Democratic party ensure a Democrat was the Democratic party’s nominee for President!

Oh and possibly committed more fraud between you and your wife between Whitewater, Travelgate, and Filegate than Donny too…

Trump: convicted on 34 counts of tax fraud.

Clintons: convicted of 0 anythings.

Man, it must really chap Republican ass that their god is finally being held accountable for his crimes, and yet the Clintons, who they’ve been investigating and smearing for fucking decades haven’t been charged with one single crime. Guess that means either

a) the GOP is laughably incompetent,
b) the Clintons haven’t committed any of the crimes the GOP likes to accuse them of, or
c) all the above.

(Hint: the answer is C)

They’re planning on lauching it in Canada.

It will be called “Flick & Chill, Eh?”