I want the senate

Weird people

Bernie’s emails are worth subscribing to imo. He’s sending out stuff railing on citizens united with the tone of “yeah yeah, crazy ol Bernie on it again. Well guess what, it’s still a big fuckin problem”

Nah, no need for a conspiracy theory. Also NYT photographer got a picture of a flying bullet.

I was pretty distraught after the announcement, but within a few hours as the wave of support built, I came out of the hole and started feeling positive. So glad that the support fell behind so quickly.

Trump definitely did not fuck a couch.

Some people speculated on this from day 1 when he wasn’t posing for photos with his “bullet wound.”

Name literally one.

Tell me the plan that gets more unified support than the current president.

Explain how.

Seriously. Can NYT Op-Ed run 100% “Trump should drop out” articles every time he does something far more disqualifying? They’ll never run another opinion again.

My daughter’s first word was her own name. 5 years later, my son’s first word was… my daughter’s first name.

I used to do inversion, but was swayed by James Hoffman’s taste experiments and concluding method.

Replace him and we’ll get Trump

I drink Bigelow lemon ginger every night. Pose on, friend

1yo - a toy trumpet that was sold at a carnival that sounded like a satanic battle cry and one kid was spending every single breath out blowing that fucking thing, causing my kid to freak the hell out.

7yo - a speck of dirt on her skin that she thought was a tick

My guess is these were underperforming problem employees that they wanted to drop. This provided an easy out to skip a PIP and severance. A company the size of wells fargo there are going to be way more people than 14 using a jiggler. If it were a blanket 1-strike, it would be a lot more folks gone.

National healthcare with one weird trick

“I tried to picture clusters of information as they moved through the computer.”

I’ve literally never seen the movie and this is one of my favorite albums.