I was just saying to my husband the other night, ‘ive known a long time that I’d see the end of the world in my lifetime. I just didnt expect to see it before I turned 40*.’

*90s kid for reference

Kind of glad I accidentally killed these seedlings earlier this year.

CUT MY WRISTS AND BLACK MY EYES

SO I CAN FALL ASLEEP TONIGHT OR DIE

I see you are a human of substance.

BECAUSE MY HEART IS IN OHIOOOOOOOOOO

Got permabanned for inciting violence

“the only good Nazi is a dead Nazi”

I regret absolutely nothing.

Vote fkn blue. Not hard.

I’m a millennial rural blue voter.

I make it a point to go into conservative spaces and make them uncomfortable.

You’ve made your submersible.

Sink in it.

I was making $15/hr at Walmart over the pandemic when I just couldn’t stand to be at home anymore.

I was STILL on food stamps and had Medicaid.

It’s asinine, I’m not even mad they fucked with the heiresses boat in Ibiza.

I have some friends in higher places than I.

One was doing the move from California to Vegas that a lot of people with money did a few years back.

I had asked him to explain, and he started with “ok, so say you make a million dollars a year…”

Sir, I have never seen that many zeroes in my bank account, fuck you mean?

Love him… but he’s a bit out of touch.

I don’t have any questions but holy shit this is so cool.