ohh, hyped about the scents… my olfactory nerve is trembling in anticipation, and I’m losing control of my sphincter. Which is never a good combination.

Hmm. So how about: “Tired of ads? Reddit wants to show them to you. Come to Lemmy, we are friendly and you are welcome!” I am willing to commit 100 euro if anyone can make that happen.

I’m in. Anyone got a catchy idea?