I work at a big box hardware store and our Halloween stuff has been on clearance for like a week maybe two at this point. Christmas has been up since the beginning of this month or the end of last month but the big box across the way apparently had their Christmas set up in August.

Big if true

They should have gone Vampire for the middle name and Abraham for the first name, would have been a really nice tribute to the 16th President of the United States

It’s also the same gesture he uses when talking about Arnold Palmer, it can get confusing.

One of the guys I work with now won’t stop sweeping at work it’s annoying as all hell. Now every time I see a broom outside of work I have a negative response to it, I might have PTSD. Anyways thanks for your service.

First line of the post is literally “In a country where polygamy is illegal”

I explained to a teacher one time this as my method, the get to ten version, and she looked confused as hell like why would anyone do that. She was cool with it though, gave me a whatever works for you kind of response.

Just checked my emails and I’m coming up on 20 years ordained on November. I was the 3rd backup minister for my sister’s wedding in 2015, closest I’ve come to using the status.

https://youtu.be/gF8rlghyxJU?si=9jiYE_sAsdtQKjsR

I work in retail so the only thing that changed for me during the pandemic was my level of anxiety.

My first thought when seeing this was future home of an ox bow lake

I’m not disagreeing with you but Destin from smarter everyday had a video where he did a ride along in an Air Force fighter jet and by far the least interesting part of the video was when they broke the sound barrier and were flying super sonic. They were up at like cruising altitude though so that’s the main reason it was mostly uninteresting.

It’s RFK Jr himself that’s probably asking for it. He’s said in the past he knows the CIA is behind the killing of his uncle. Says the CIA had him killed because JFK didn’t provide air support for bay of pigs and it pissed the CIA off. RFK claims he has proof but no one takes him serious or something.

Israel is a pretty good ally from an intelligence standpoint. For instance stuxnet the virus that crippled the Iranian nuclear program was partially developed by Israeli intelligence.

Not just the military industrial complex either a lot of US companies have gone hard into the manufacturing sector in Israel. Intel has one of their high end fabs there and I see a lot of random shit in stores that was made in Israel these days.

Pfft Sirius, aka the North Star, is nearly twice as hot as the sun and I can look at it without burning my eyes. Boom roasted!

I don’t think so because it would be covering the fringy seams on the right side of her shorts if she was wearing a belt.

Man I was in Tijuana in '93 and there was a short there with Bart Simpson and it said “come mis pantalones cortos”. The Simpsons writers must have been hard up for material if they had to translate a random Spanish shirt.

I know where I am almost every station has diesel but the ones that do there’s no guarantee it’s at every pump so you still have to pay attention.

I would just like to point out for those who stumble upon this that while The Mooch was fired 10 days after it was announced he would be the new White House Director of Communication he never started the job. This asshole managed to be so bad at a job he wasn’t even doing that they fired him before he started it.

Essentially the chance of something wrong happening on there return is high than like 1/270 or something, Scott Manley said 1/270 in a video so that’s where I’m getting that number, so they’re keeping them up there until they can either bring that chance down or get them another way home. If shit were to hit the fan in their orbit and they had to come home right now they could hop in Starliner and return but the risk for non emergencies is higher than NASA wants to accept right now.