His punishment from me would have been entirely environmental, as I can’t be held responsible for yeeting a child across a house when I’m not properly awake.

oh no! the brain injury is worsening! he’s lost his understanding of hypocrisy entirely! someone call for a wellness check!

If you are unable to read a paragraph, you need to spend your time getting a referral to speak with a neurologist, not commenting on Lemmy.

Oh sorry, let me help: spend time make plan speak brain doctor, no make mean comment here. danger! brain sick or hurt! make speed!

Chris! Is that a weed‽

I think it’s a great idea. It might finally pry me off the reddit teat once and for all.

I love cats. They choose every day to continue being our friends. They didn’t need to be genetically mutilated to love us unconditionally like dogs. Cats are free creatures.

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No it doesn’t. You just don’t like the fact that you’re being forced to acknowledge how bad things are because you can’t hide in your shitposting safe space anymore

On the other hand, I am a disabled adult who has never served or even been eligible for military service and yet I am still asked a handful of times a year 20 years after the last traumatic event I experienced if I have served, and with what branch. It’s not always a sure thing. Traumatized neurodivergent people get close enough to fool some.

we arent.

just once I would like to hear any of you chucklefucks tell me how exactly you’re going to make any of this work with all the willfully dumb and eagerly violent people who exist in the country we have right now. it takes decades to change a people, and we have been changed. you don’t have the ability, the time, the resources, or the know how to change us again, now or in the future.

I’m telling them you said that and letting them loose in your ac intake vent

I can feel my butthole unclenching already 🥲

fake news

Tell them to watch some YouTube videos on growing facial hair with the use of minoxidil. The foam kind is best.

Well groomed, long hair, like well-maintained, thick, stretched earlobes, communicate patience and the ability to finesse your way through difficult, potentially uncomfortable situations in service of a larger, long term goal. Unfortunately, you can be very patient at becoming an asshole as well as becoming a decent, well rounded person. Facial hair doesn’t make you cool. Being a cool person makes you cool.

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If you need to joke about sensitive topics to get a reaction, consider the idea that you aren’t actually funny