What about jackalopes?

Local Area Network Network.

Sorry I couldn’t resist.

I have one of their stereo receivers in my living room.

Harbor freight sells an electric flyswatter. The time is now!

Yes especially with age. Both my children’s eye color have changed since birth.

TIL onions enjoy being dominated

What’s a Twitter grandpa?

I was always under the impression the ad-riddled bullshit was cheaper because it’s subsidized by the sponsoring companies.

Matt paste, matte cap

“it’s a civil issue”

Step 1: stop doing it.

I eat it more on chicken wings than I do seafood.

Thanks, now I’m craving pizza.

Paul Bunion

It’s real in the fact he picked it up but it was never alive if that’s what you’re asking.

I don’t see the problem here. If it’s eggplant they aren’t meat balls.

When I totalled my hybrid the ev replacement was less than $2k more (and without the drama of negotiations with the dealership)

With a package as valuable as this you’d want to pay for the delivery confirmation.

I don’t think it’s supposed to be funny. It’s war.

1. Be civil