37 here. The message is a reference to Welcome Back, Kotter. A show which most people are unaware actually had George Carlin in one episode!

Every time I open a fortune cookie, I always get the exact same fortune, every single time: “This paper has been coated with a food-safe laminate.”

I watched it based on a recommendation from someone on the Reddit DT and I promised myself I would go back and chat with them about it… but I never did… Anywhoo, interested to hear what your thoughts are when you get to the end of the series.

Good night Del boy.

To me the picture says make love, not war

Hate to be the one to tell you, but all your mail has your address on it.

OK.

One of my favourite Homer lines 💛

Burglar

Oh sorry, it’s available as a softdrink apparently. But thanks for the tip regardless! I appreciate it

Oh :-(

Steamed eggs? Eh, it’s more of an Albany expression

What do you mean? Mine doesn’t have sharp edges…

Are they the crispy kind?

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

Anybody here know if I can get Dandelion and Burdock here in Mlebourne?

You really shouldn’t be taking your car on the bus anyway