Why not ourcelium, comrade

Decided to try this myself, lol

Toast until toaster

Nah, but you’re free to be miserable

I do not miss 480p. Just go on YouTube and watch a video on the lowest resolution if you miss the experience lol

require no slave labour

Apparently this was mined in a Canadian-run “ethical diamond” mine with modern worker conditions, environment protections, and safety regulations. I was kinda surprised.

If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs

Lmao I’ve never heard this saying before, love it

Fr*nch

How was this possible? Spiders weren’t invented yet

I got to climb into a particle accelerator to look at the acceleration coils. Pretty cool.

I don’t even know what chicory is

Please point to where the language model hurt you

As someone with a lot of smart devices in their home, I’d love a large screen to control them, but my hate for Meta and Apple is too much

I want to see this thing hit a mine

Can confirm, I was the camera

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Reality is left of center

ah, je mean de poop clogs?

Why would you want to be soft on terror?