(not so) fun fact. Despite there being an American cockroach, the German cockroach is the most common cockroach found in the United States.

Why… Why does the poster have legs?

You didn’t imagine it. They were discontinued and came back. I remember there being different varieties of Mexican pizza now, too, but I only see classic and veggie. Maybe I’m mixing it up with the crunch wrap.

The ones that do, aren’t cops for long.

Change my name. Care about my future.

An outsider just popping by to say congratulations!

Owning the libs by giving tens of thousands of dollars to the richest man on the planet.

Can confirm.

Source: I live in Kentucky

a note for some of us here. (The specifics are US-centric, but the overarching concept can apply outside of the US.)

Things like vandalism, breaking and entering, and theft are illegal. I would advise folks not to do anything like that to their neighbors who are unlikely to be rich and are just trying to get by honestly for the most part.

Some things that are good are also illegal, however. Some places, may be illegal to garden on your own land. Did your neighbor’s water get shut off, and you want to share some of yours? You can get fined for that. Do you not have much (and therefore truly do not have space in your home to allow someone to stay), but want to allow someone to sleep in their car on your property? Depending on where you are, also possibly illegal.

Funny, I didn’t remember posting this.

Shit, I wouldn’t name my own child that, but that name is cool as fuck.

Has science gone too far?

The illustration makes this sign so much better.

I can’t see my ovaries or womb. I guess I’ll never know my purpose of serving men and go back to living my life.

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Thank’s. Its good to know how to use proper apostrophe’s.

Damn I look good for being over 200 years old. I don’t look a day over 130.

They eat cockroaches, termites, and bedbugs. They want nothing to do with me and stay out of my way. I bet they think I look creepy as hell too.

House centipedes are friends!

Can’t do this with a coconut though

If someone put little scrubbers on its feet and ate it, would the bug clean the person’s colon?