I haven’t quite finished playing it. I was in some weird music video and never went back to it. Someday.

I’m ready to serve

Of course MY news source isn’t “mainstream media”, it’s everything else!

Was this customer a 1930’s gangster?

Yeah, it all depends on what agreement was made when they started using the software.

I have to use SharePoint on a daily basis.

…Wash those hands and fix me a cheese sandwich!

Old-timey telephone ring incoming

This Dr. Pepper libel will not stand.

I thought that was Sebastian Stan as Trump

“I put it somewhere so I wouldn’t lose it” is a thought that runs through my head at least once a week.

The UN will surely take action. Perhaps a tersely-worded email will be sent.

Plants should spend more on advertising

Holy shit that’s the same actor. I never knew.

No. I will not see it. They cannot improve upon perfection.

LEAFBLOWER INTENSIFIES

I still yell “they’re not yielding!” when I’m driving

You are correct. How could I get this wrong???

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I would tell people about Death Race 2000 and they’d look at me like I was crazy.