You can’t appease xenophobic citizens, they always want more … one day they will come for you.

I wonder if I got lost people would go these lengths to find me.

Great story.

Backpfeifengesicht!

Read Suter’s Two Journeys Series, you get a sniff their too :-(

Just for clarification: does it mean masturbating more than once a week increases life expectancy or masturbating less than three times increases life expectancy? The way it is written now could easily be misinterpreted, I’m unsure I’m doing the right thing.

This is against the constitution.

I’m sure this chubby can see his own little titties every day.

It took me eights after my phd exam to escape from academia, so this brings back memories. Thank you.

Anyway… this is useless science for humanity. Let’s focus on saving the species that are still alive.

Spot on

I’m so yippy, there isn’t a paracetamol big enough to cure my headache

Erratic. Psychotic. Yo-yo.

If I were an American, and especially a MAGA, I would be deeply deeply ashamed of this circus.

Statesmanship involves a steady hand, consistency in language and decision.

Politicians must always aim to be statesmen and stateswomen… and use language representative of that role.

I have left Reddit, Facebook, insta, and I have warned all connections on WhatsApp that, starting may 1st, I can only be reached by sms, Threema or signal. It’s up to them then.

Trumps cabinet?

Vote for a clown, get a circus. No trump voter is going to admit that.

I’ve traveled to dozens of countries and never met unfriendly people - unless I was in a bad mood and forgot a smile and a few nice words.