Mayor Poopington

fetal position in the bathtub, lights off, noize cancelling headphones playing static

Huh. I’ve never noticed that before

Unfortunately, enshittification is very real. Many of us are here because of the enshittification of reddit.

You would have hated my highschool essays

I have no idea what you mean

Behind the Bastards literally has an episode about this.

int main() { printf(“[you have the] wrong number”);

return 0;

}

Common antidepressant. Selective Serotonin Reuptake Inhibitors work be limiting how much serotonin your neurons gather back up after use. More serotonin around leads to more happy. Or so the theory goes. Antidepressants are very much vibes based and the best way to see what works is trial and error.

Ooh nice. I’m going to send one in for Ken Paxton

“Artillery never hits the same spot twice” - Same Russian General

Hunt your own food and wear the skins, but even animals have traces of microplastics now so might as well grow naked. traces of microplastics in soil, so that will transfer to any home grown food, so eating is out. you could try distilling your own water but that’s the only sustenance you will have. After a few weeks of not eating you should be dead and that is the only true way to be free of microplastics.

The beanie makes him look like 20 year old edgelord

We have U2 at home

Well, even before the 'vid I got sick enough to miss work maybe once every few years. The past couple years I have been going to clubs and music festivals again and have not gotten sick. Despite not wearing a mask. For the record, I am up to date on flu and covid vaccines. I do think people should mask up if they’re feeling under the weather.

After listening to the RFK episodes, him leaving a dead bear in Central Park makes complete sense.

I clean mine out regularly. Oldest right now is Cyberpunk 2077 mod that lets you pet your cat.

1. Be rich
2. Don’t be poor

I’m gonna wait for the Tommy Wiseau mod

Of course it’s Howtobasic

Guess the saying is true, if you owe the bank $1000, that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $13 billion, its the bank’s problem.