The holes are only for manufacturability.

Don’t encourage that behavior in your cat. Hands aren’t toys. Get cat toys for you and your cat to play with together.

So nothing’s changed?

I’ve been a MS products fan since Windows Phone, Cortana, and OneNote stole my heart. I loved the great features that Windows 10 and Edge provided out-of-the box. Bing provided better results than Google for some time.

But Phone was never accepted by the market, and with it, Cortana faded away. OneNote hasn’t kept up with the market, and they somehow broke the cursor on mobile. Sticky Notes lost compatibility with Dark Mode. They started pushing ads to Windows start menu, and embedded ads in Edge Collections.

Microsoft makes great software, then fuck it all up. Oh well, back to Linux.

The Israeli government is murdering children and committing war crimes, and they’re upset about what The Onion has to say about it.

Context?

Shm. Smh. The fucking people who call all sodas “coke”.

Them: What kind of Ford do you drive? Me: a Chevy.

We should do a “where are they now” on this kid.

HE LED AN INSURRECTION! How the hell are we falling for it a second time?

The parking lot at work is filled huge pickup trucks, while the inside of the building is filled with tiny penises.

The cure I’ve always used is to suck water through a restricted straw. I take a plastic straw, pinch it in the middle with a paperclip, and drink a small glass of water through it.

The science is still out on what causes hiccups, why we get them, and how exactly to stop them.

I’ve been following this story for a while, and no, the school and the surrounding community didn’t have a problem with the Christian club. Early on (iirc) the school claimed they denied the Satan club because they handed out fliers in school, against the rules for religious clubs, even though the Christian club did the same thing.

Kevin Kline, playing Dave Kovic, playing President Bill Mitchell.

I had a DM wanting us to come up with a party name after a dozen or so sessions together. Our first big quest - and a couple reoccurring themes - had to do with escorting NPCs, so we decided to call ourselves “The Escorts”. All the players not only liked it but were actually excited about it. But DM flat out refused to allow it. (Important context, we were all adults between 25 and 40). We never came up with another name, and the campaign started falling apart no long after that.

Thanks. I really needed that today.

Grays. Sports. Almanac.

The cost of freedom i guess

The cost of freedom i guess

+1 for using dyslexic font.

Or humans become scarce.