*Forget pizza in oven * *eat charcoal because of all the unnecessary food waste * *call in sick * *sleep all day *

Someone cut me off going through an intersection at the bottom of a steep hill and just stopped with his blinker on. So politely, I flashed my brights a couple of times, a bunch of traffic is piling up behind me and cars were swerving and slamming on their brakes to avoid an accident. Tons of honking from everybody who’s pissed at this guy. So, he decides to get out of his car and shout at me about it. “My hazards are on what’s honking gonna accomplish?!” Me: “That’s your turn signal.” Him: “Damn I guess my lights are broken, too. Well you shouldn’t be honking so much!” Me: “I flashed my brights, everybody else you made swerve off the road was honking at you.” Him: “Well your car’s dirty.” Steps away back to his road hazard.

I still regret not laying down on the horn after that insult to my whip’s honor.

One exception, the argument is about spelling or grammar then it’s kinda invited mockery. Aside from that you’re just dealing with an ableist, dyslexia is the most common learning disability

Their art is so bad. If they don’t make Jesus look 60, then he just looks indiscernible. The lighting is all over the place, the stripes on the flag are so narrow there’d have to be thirty original colonies, and Jesus looks like he has double decker mouths with the OCD that makes you pluck your eyebrows bald.

Hands are too big and he’s back on safety scissors after a court order.

Fuck Fox for Arrested Development cut down in it’s prime.

Thanks, I’ll drive safer. Assuming I’m not blinded by all of this bleach

That’s very funny and … disarming.

Suspicions growing

I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?

This guy skips “focus” and rushes twos

I thought in the rules it said that the only thing you’re allowed to say in regards to the actual game and strategy was “focus”

Did you even say, “focus?”

Is the middle class endangered or extinct at this point?

Obviously this genius represents himself

Thanks Jesus

I wonder if color blind people can hallucinate the missing colors, too.

™️

Representing the Looney Tunes in court could’ve been his opus. Fuck WB

You can get a similar effect at a park bench

Just a big bay window