Genocide’s a dealbreaker but I encourage swingstaters to vote Harris

Precrastination is when you get too far ahead on a group project because you’re avoiding another awfuller thing.

Nor archive.md nor archive.today, which appear to be run by the same rogue actors and serve the same content as archive.is and archive.ph. Beware.

Filing your staircase mnemonic in my mind right next to this banger for the Great Lakes.

The person smoking weed next to me with skin darker than my own, yes.

It takes a village. Don’t kinkshame. Do nazishame. Do wealthhordeshame.

This is the kinda community that requires more than 5 hours of sleep to digest. I know now.

“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.

—me to the neighbor’s mailbox

I’m partial to The 5.6.7.8’s, myself

Omg I haaaaate the 9/11s. If they ever find out who was driving those planes, we should probs kill them.

Haven’t you shown her the chart with the pirates? Can’t argue with science.

Philippines- and rosary-loving atheist here. She’s a keeper.

Force an analogy even if you haven’t figured out an applicable one yet

homo and sickle. kinda.

Win–win, Pangloss

I’m sure my Mac can open my 2004 .sit file. Don’t question me. 🧐

The guyliner

Sometimes after a hard day, all it takes is a Sicko to cheer me right the fuck up for a bit.

Is there an Occam’s razor when someone shows up in the clothes they were wearing 30 years ago?

God I really need to spend more time in hospitals