You know how you can tell someone is an atheist vegan?

This sounds like Guy Fieri got super high and wanted chef boyardee.

Id eat it.

Probably the maillard reaction

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Anything one meter long swinging on a pivot is a 1 meter pendulum no?

… keeping time?

Also people really like that you know exactly what you’re getting no matter where you are if you need a quick bite.

There’s lots of other guys there that got ignored too. He’s only famous because of the basic gear and whole steeze like he could replace Liam Neeson in the next Taken.

Isn’t that the stuff caffeine blocks that builds up in your brain over the day?

The Sarah Palin gambit blew up in their face again.

AOC is legally too young to run still.

NEW YORK CITY!?

Send more Chuck Berry.

Yeah, I was thinking of the chiropractor ones.

Oops. I was thinking of osteopathy.

Dr Kevin O’Connor, a doctor of osteopathic medicine who has treated the president for years.

Wtf!?

Neanderthals

Paywall

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“You have a duty to demand the highest safety standards… and [ensure] that ‘speak up’ in fact means speak up, not shut up, as it is meant all too often.”

Tell that to Snowden, Assange, Manning etc.