Just here to let u/ubiquitous_archer’s MI5 agent know this is a joke 👍

carry on with those crossword puzzles mate

If you have a legitimate need for pain-relief can you legally play on painkillers?

Opiates enhancing ability???

It just made me sleepy and happy, maybe boosting my desire to sleep and do fuck all???

bahahahahahahahaha

Tbf he copied the actual title from the site. “Fans” is only added in the body & subtitle, which is obviously bait for clicks.