you’re telling me there are people who DON’T have a high-refresh monitor, mechanical keyboard, and wired 13-button mouse on them at all times?

Can I lick it?

Green - yes, you can!

Yellow, Red, Purple - no, you can’t!

Oh good, I’m not the only one who rotates in their sleep like a rotisserie chicken

Do you fear god?

Yes: TempleOS

No: Hannah Montana Linux

I’m a joker, i’m a smoker, i’m a midnight toker

that was such a great movie, I liked the part when you said “it’s barbin’ time” and totally barbed all over those guys

…or have enough money time. But they say time is money so either way works

There was that ship that got stuck in the Suez Canal, and Squid Game.

Only in EU/EEA countries. So us here in Gilead America are SOL at the moment

Can’t speak for TikTok as i’ve never really used it, but Shorts and Reels do have a seek bar at the bottom of the screen. It’s barely noticeable at first but it’s there. And on Shorts you can tap once on the screen to pause the video if you’re on mobile.

Now, I love to hate on the smartphone-ification of web video as much as the next person, but this meme just feels like bait.

“Literally 1984”… unless I’m asking you what year the Macintosh 128k came out I don’t wanna hear it.

you can lose weight AND money in the same day, what a deal! _/s