Are you my kindred spirit!? :P Thats almost exactly what I do too!

My favourite is when someone apologies for not knowing something or having dumb questions. Apart from “there is never a dumb question” because there usually isn’t, I typically respond with “if everyone already knew how to do everything, I’d be out of a job” which always seems to go down well.

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Good point, way less environmental damage to do something about the execs and billionaires in this world

Doc: takes a step forward to retrieve baby

Mrs Incr: “HEY! Take off those shoes before you come inside!”