I’ve had my switch since 2018 and it runs like absolute shit on most games now. I was initially opposed to the arguments that the switch - at launch - was a 5yo android tablet with cheap parts, but now (and after having gone through two sets of fuckin’ joycons), I can’t disagree. Really frustrating when I can easily power up my original N64 that once fell down two flights of stairs and works flawlessly

… have a passport and find a country not embracing insanity.

I can’t imagine any country is super excited for American refugees

So, what do we DO? Quick vacations abroad to get vaccines and prevent our kids from dying? Or just accept life as long as possible before the 2027 polio outbreak causes a lovely descent into chaos?

For a second, I thought the stereo was a VCR