How they think this is gonna go: “Haha, now that we got all those youngins off the ticktoks they have to listen to us and believe what we tell them”

How it’s really gonna go: “JUNIOR GET THE FUCK IN HERE! I need to see the new Trump meme from aunt Karen, why the hell does my facebook have ‘blocked in the state of Florida’ all over it? What’d you do to it?”

They stole from you first, and the bible don’t say nothin about stealing it back

A Short Hike is a great little platformer you can finish in a couple hours.

Super Mario RPG is a classic and can be squeezed into 10 hours if you rush, but probably closer to 12~15.

It’s more like a root canal vs a bullet to the head. Both are gonna hurt, but only one is good for you in the long run

Biden is a good guy, but damn if he isn’t stuck in the past. Every decision he makes seems like it would’ve made sense if it was still 1998. This is something Clinton probably would’ve done and everyone would’ve loved him for it, but the world has moved on, and people now understand the situation there is not as black and white as they thought.

I realize I’m a bit strange when it comes to social media, but have never signed up for twitter, discord, youtube, facebook, instagram, or anything else like that. I had a reddit account, but bailed as soon as I heard about kbin. So yeah, I gues that makes me a full fedi.

Lived in Japan my entire working life, 10million yen (70k USD) is really good. The average salary in Tokyo is around 6m for tech, but if you’re single and living within your means, 4~5m is perfectly acceptable.

ok so hear me out. you know how they have those dog treats that also supposedly clean their teeth as well? what if we just made those, but for people? we could call them bachelor biscuits or something

pretty sure this is american propaganda

and it’s working. now I desperately need a bacon double cheeseburger

Hey sweet! Melted ice cream!

Doesn’t matter when one side is actively trying to destroy the system

… on a table six feet in the air

I think the ones on the left are better than the ones on the right. This is an apolitical statement.

yes it does.

what trouble are you having with FF’s scroll? it’s worked perfectly fine on every device I’ve ever seen, you sure it’s not a problem with your setup?

This is probably going to be rather controversial, but if I was on the left in the US I’d be stocking up on guns, ammo, and everything else right now. This guy is openly declaring war on you, and history has shown if he gets back into power it’s not going to be pretty. Organize, vote, and be prepared!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

the vicious cycle

Divorce in my country means I will basically never see my son again.

Step 1. Cast foresight
Step 2. Go to Vegas
Step 3. Profit

A consensual, monogamous, loving relationship, where they only do it missionary with the lights and clothes on.

I was like “no one is that vanilla, you guys are fucking weird”