You talk about things that nobody cares

Yup https://github.com/lichess-org

My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice granny’s panties moist

Muff, Ireland. They have a fantastic diving club.

I once knew a man from Nantucket…

upstate: situated or occurring in the northern part of a state, especially the northern part of New York State as contrasted with New York City. “upstate New York”

I’d recommend taking it to a watch servicing shop. Some bands require special tools and they cost more than the $10-20 the shop will charge you.

Beer bars (sometimes called taverns or pubs) are legally restricted to selling only beer, and possibly wine or cider. Liquor bars, also simply called bars, also sell hard liquor.

Oh bleeding cowboy font, you show up in the best of places