God, it’s just all so bleak.

Put this little fucking wart in the sea

God, Nigel Farage is such a cunt. He’s only bloody 60 as well, so we might have to deal with this freak for another 20+ years.

Bowen deserves a medal.

We might be talking about different things, I realise – when I said “the headline” and “the excerpt”, I meant the title and excerpt of the post, which says “PM says they are a British institution” (in the excerpt), and “Starmer defends sandwiches” (in the title). Sorry, I could’ve been clearer on that!

Didn’t read the article, because the headline didn’t exactly give me hope that it wasn’t going to be a waste of time. Both it, and the excerpt, also infer Starmer responded directly.

OH MY GOD WHO CARES NOBODY CAN AFFORD SANDWICHES ANYMORE ANYWAY KEIR please just do your fucking job

All of these people are such awful cunts

I wish these two weird old freaks would shut up and fuck off

I was pretty sure that thumbnail was some sort of small gnome in a robe with a pointy hat before I zoomed in lol

It’s handy that these fascist weirdos turned up in Brighton given that they all belong in the fucking sea

You’re right, it’s intentional; the North of England all gathered round one day and schemed up ways to very briefly confuse some people talking about their evening meal

Why, what did he do?

Since when have they ever been fucking “inflation-linked”??? Other than the inflation that affects yacht prices for their CEOs, these greedy fucks just want to nick whatever cash they can get and fuck the rest. Arseholes.

Ah brilliant, the Marketing team have really put their heads together on this one.

Can’t wait for the day Nigel Farage can no longer claim anything tbh.

Man dressed as beans to appear beside the stretched ghost of a Victorian child; actual politicians nowhere to be found.

Mate, £250? Pretty sure if you broke into some Gregg’s round here you’d get more than that lol

No way? A tory-run organisation is amplifying voices sympathetic to their cause? I am shocked.

Now there’s a whole town full of dog-eating-alligator-eating Australians in the Northern Territory. Terrifying stuff.

Reckon he’ll be the guy who buys the NHS next, or will that be some other wealth hoarding pre-corpse?