Thank God this is finally happening so that the cost of eggs will go down. /s

I didn’t see Dolly on this list.

Wish this would work, it wouldn’t. When your company is 95% on the opposite side of your views, you just become the crazy person. The whispers begin, then the group jabs, then the outcast etc etc. You know you’re the sane one, but that’s not how the majority thinks of you.

I thought those crosses or flowers on the side of the road were where they buried the person who died in an accident.

A lot of people yelling that he’s not backtracking, that he’s just saying it’s hard. Did we not pay attention in 2016? “It’s easy, we’ll fix it in a day, I’ll do it faster than any other president”. Then it didn’t happen. Then it was hard, then it was in the works, then it was a concept, then it never came. We’re just going to have tons of repeats of the same old crap. I’m just waiting for the “who thought ending a war was difficult” quote to drop for Ukraine. (If it doesn’t just get handed over on a silver platter on day one)

Half Life 2 where are yoooouuuuu. And I’m so sooorry.

This whole thing smells like horse shit. You hear so make stories about murderers ditching anything they had on them at the time of the crime. Rivers and lakes get dragged, forests are swept, every dumpster is turned upside down.

Yet, you’re going to tell me homie was 300 miles away carrying everything he had still on him from the crime AND a literal confession note? Are they sure he wasn’t waving air traffic controller sticks around on the freeway yelling, “IT WAS ME IT WAS ME”?

I always wondered if you end up getting the reward. I bet there is some stupid rule that voids it.

“Oooh, you called, but you didn’t call it in at 3:54 on a Tuesday and request to speak to Detective Dingleberry while playing Cranberries in the background”

Don’t forget, they basically found a long drawn out letter about how much dislike he has for CEOs - something along those lines.

We all know that just what you go around carrying after you pulled off a crime like that.

My pops would keep all his old underwears because to him, they made great rags to clean off the stove and dry the car after a wash.

The first time my friend helped me wash my dad’s car, he just stared at the underwear like he was on some alien planet.

Get to drying, dum dum.

Oh ya, they call that the"weaving" effect, as if it’s some sort of special talent just for him. He can masterfully start talking, go off on twenty different subjects, and have them all flow together perfectly in his conclusion.

Sure, this can be done. Not by him.

It’ll be interesting to see how this plays out and how long it goes on for. I feel like every other shooting, even school shootings these days get the “thoughts and prayers” treatment. Then it’s onto the next news at six and who won last night’s game.

I spent this week searching for Christmas gifts. It’s cold outside and I suddenly had this thought that everyone in my family plus my friends are getting tan colored jackets with hoods. It just came to me out of the blue.

Let’s see here. It’s currently the 7th. I wonder what other things happened in NY that need attention. Everyday is indeed a busy day.

Would this be a bad thing to catch on? Scumbag gets offed, platform for everyone to laugh at?

Am I your friend?

So, weird similarities…I have a bag of napkins, like, the paper ones that you but from the store. I guess my dad bought them years ago and they just sat in his room, never used. After he passed, I figured, hey - free napkins.

I can’t bring myself to use them because they smell like his room.

EverQuest was my jam back in the day. It ruined highschool for me. Nearly 5 straight years of farming and raids.

I wouldn’t do anything different though. I met some awesome people that got me through the awkward years of high school when the internet was still somewhat new.

I’m looking at my bingo list and I have Hulk Hogan and Anthony Hopkins looking to be picked up for a department.

In real news, there is a certain sub somewhere on the Internet that isn’t too crazy about some of the picks. Kind of interesting

Professional Boggler here. You rang?

They did the same thing when he rode a bike with… A bike helmet on.