All I’ll say about VAR is that if we had today’s VAR in the Premier League, we would already have mathematically won it.

I was in a bar chanting “Oh Dani Ceballos” and everyone was very confused at me

That ref was 100% overwhelmed by the moment. I can’t say I blame him - but it has to be said.

In other news, MUNICH HERE WE COME

Hey, look at it this way - we’ve wasted like 12 minutes at this point. All according to plan. 😎

Lololol never a pen. But he’s going to score it.

Yes, you did, and if you are, you can apologize by stopping and cheering on the lads

WARRA CROSS

Oh dear God, no. Of course he saves it.

Okay, you’re getting the “fuck off” hammer

LADS

IT’S

MADRID

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Why, bro

Alright lads, at this rate they’ll be down to 0 men by minute 25

I do sympathize with them - how could you possibly begin to dissect who’s at fault for Tottenham being so shit?

Maybe because they’re Hemorrhaging Money? £700k a day, according to the article.

Did we give up, though? Brentford ended with 0.19 xG even with Wissa’s 0.13 xG chance that he scores. We’ve been doing this for a few weeks - investing just enough minutes and energy to be reasonably sure we’ll win, and then resting legs. We can’t afford to throw the pasta at the wall with Madrid on Tuesday.

AHAHAHAHA I hate this world sometimes

Sigh

Semi-automated offside, no less. How much faster was the check?

The PGMOL would love it if we had another season-ending injury today, the cunts.