sounds chill but violent, misogynist braggadocio is stupid and lame

1. that chip was the most stale of all the chips.
2. fire shits.
3. wake you up from a deep slumber fire shits and you can’t go back to bed because more fire shits are incoming like artillery.
4. literally biochemical warfare sphincter-propelled artillery fire shits.
5. people posted about doing this on social media? I wouldn’t do something like that…

the pictures are scarily boring compared to her recent comment that [not a quote] she would rather a partner who is present than a husband who is a historical figure

florida is a screwed up place, in a lot of ways, but this was fake back in 2018

• https://961kiss.iheart.com/featured/the-morning-freak-show/content/2018-07-15-no-this-florida-story-isnt-realat-all/

you need to talk to your partner and go to counseling forthwith.

the linked article is quite poorly written, but I also had to look at 4 different stories to find some details

When high school students learn about events such as the 1920 Ocoee massacre, the new rules require that instruction include “acts of violence perpetrated against and by African Americans.” The massacre is considered the deadliest Election Day violence in US history and, according to several histories of the incident, it started when Moses Norman, a prominent Black landowner in the Ocoee, Florida, community, attempted to cast his ballot and was turned away by White poll workers.

https://www.cbsnews.com/atlanta/news/florida-board-of-education-approves-new-black-history-standards-that-critics-call-a-big-step-backward/

we’d all like to know the mechanical underpinnings of this flesh-imbued contraption, and has anyone successfully made out with it, or kicked it, or issued it a visa?

new kids gettin scary soda pisses me off! in my day we got weirdly colored syrup water and it was fine.

with piracy in general, you don’t really want to be noticed, so… no. slap it on the back of a street sign or the front door of a cop shop.

nice

thanks i’ll look into that

RIP Mr. Robert W.

the gayest lesbian snapping turtle on meth ever

we never knew ye

can’t plug an iphone into a windows pc and access hardly anything

i’m about to drop it at the end of the month regardless, but the lack of ads was part of the original appeal for buying it.

right now the available plans to me are (US$)

$7 with ads, 1080p

The vast majority of movies and TV shows are available, but a small number aren’t due to licensing

$10 720p

$15.50 1080p

$20 4k

from the link,

the $9.99 (£6.99) / month basic plan is no longer available “for new or rejoining members.”

If you’re already subscribed to the basic plan, you can keep the subscription as long as you don’t cancel it or change plans. But if you were looking to downgrade your Netflix subscription to a cheaper ad-free plan, you’re out of luck. With this change, Netflix now only offers a $6.99 (£4.99) / month ad-supported tier, the $15.49 (£10.99) / month standard plan, and the $19.99 (£15.99) / month premium plan.

i think if i just laid there and rolled my eyes for weeks i might be sick. is that what they meant?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eye-rolling

maybe a cultural thing, I donno. I can imagine some different interpretations.

I like to rewrite memes without putting in effort, so

the part of you that is cringe

wants to help

the part that cringes

and put some swirly recycle imagery in there, so it’s obv

i do not exist, and I do not have several children strapped onto my back. do not talk to me.

yes, thank you for the context

this is confusing. what happened?