That bag is gonna have Fentanyl and Xylazine mixed in as per tradition.

Go to Japan and you can easily find an izakaya that will serve you horse sashimi. Tastes pretty bland honestly.

Like the liquid in a glowstick. Or whatever Hollywood uses when they portray plutonium.

A bit of junkyard scrap, leds, and some luminescent goo would get the point across. Make sure to use your shittiest camera too.

This ain’t the 1950s anymore. Make sure you’re offering up all the help you can give and don’t take no for an answer. Thanksgiving is a lot less stressful when you treat it like a potluck :)