starbreaker

The viewing experience already sucks. I’d like to see them make it worse than it already is.

Not if you bend him over like the bitch he is and fuck him up the ass with a secondhand Soviet ICBM.

We should have strapped him into that Tesla he yeeted into space, so he could see for himself that in space no one can hear you scream.

Where’s his fedora and trenchcoat?

So, he’s a deadbeat dad and a Nazi. I bet he thinks he’s manly as fuck.

Make if this what you like, but I would happily pay to see every Republican and Democrat dragged out of office and put to the guillotine. Right after all the CEOs and billionaires. I know it wouldn’t actually help, but nevertheless I want to see these assholes bleed. Some primitive part of me craves their suffering.

Nah, they would have rented 'em out: PEaaS: public executions as a service.

Programming is thankless work best left undone if at all possible.

The example of the guillotine ought to be all anybody needs to understand that social and political problems are not amenable to technological solutions.

What would you suggest instead? The “kyriarchy”? The “military-industrial-congressional complex”? How about getting fisted by the invisible hand of the market?

Meh. It’s your vote. And it doesn’t really matter anyway.

What use is a cog that can’t cog anymore? Caring for elders is not built into our value system and not protected by our economic system.

Also, what good is “care for depression” when the causes of depression aren’t a “chemical imbalance” but having to live in a partriarchal capitalist society that only values men for what they can provide?

Fuck eyelashes, they’re another annoying “feature” of the human body. Just like making the air and food hole join and be controlled with a flimsy meat flap. Or putting the male g spot in the ass.

All proof that God drinks on the job. And not the good stuff, either.

CEO? Fuck him. He’ll be just fine.

I doubt that even Wilt Chamberlain has eaten that much pussy.

I just shrugged and decided I didn’t really need to see that music video after all, so I added youtube URLs to /etc/hosts and mapped them to “0.0.0.0”.

I don’t understand your question. Care to clarify?

An attitude of “only class matters, shut up about feminism or queer liberation or whatever” is detrimental to said collaboration.

True, but I’m not interested in collaborating with online “activists”, especially if they jump into my mentions on an unrelated topic for a bit of sealioning. At that point they’re fair game for trolling, and telling them that their concerns mean no more to me than mine do to them is both true, and a generally reliable tactic.

Only if you’ve been mistaking what you find in the litter box for tootsie rolls.

I automate all of my bill payments. Otherwise, I might forget to pay one or two and end up paying late fees, having service cut off, etc.

My parents were terrible about paying bills on time, and we got evicted at least once before they simply forgot to pay the fucking rent on time.

Before this was possible, I’d sit down on the last day of every month with a stack of envelopes and stamps, and I’d cut the month’s checks so I could drop them in the mail a week ahead of time. Luckily I didn’t actually have to mail the rent check; the landlord lived downstairs.