The wording “unless matter is somehow fed directly into them”, along with the fact that this black hole grows 40x too fast, gives me cosmic horror vibes.

Who’s feeding it!?

Shit, they found your mom!

The old.lemmy.world frontend (also old… on other instances) works in links2.
There’s currently no other way to browse Lemmy in a text browser on a TTY that actually works, I’ve tried them all (including browsh, carbonyl, neonmodem).

The future of the world depends on what Joe Shmoe from Wisconsin feels like today.
Scary thought.

I’m currently playing Skyrim again. It’s still fun as hell if you don’t expect any depth. Disregard the main quest, hike around the countryside with a 2-handed warhammer, pick all perks that increase damage, and bash most enemies’ heads in with a single blow, watch the finishing move animation, then loot their corpses.

Listen to Sabaton in the background.

Stay offline entirely, and read the result in a printed newspaper the next day

Call your bank and ask them how to access your account without an Apple or Android phone.
Claim you need it for accessibility reasons.
Forcing you to use the product of one out of 2 tech corporations just to survive (for which you need a bank account) is ridiculous.

From a bunker with a decade’s supply of maple syrup

Can I join the club?

Warhammer Orcs are fungi.

A web of mycelium that permeates the ground and constantly regenerates itself, occasionally producing visible fruiting bodies.
It’s “immortal” only in the sense that an organism with distinct genetics doesn’t die of old age, but fungi aren’t really individual organisms like we are.

Stupid question, bowling balls don’t fit through the vacuum’s hose.

Octoplural

Removed by mod

Dont remember the details anymore, but I remember something called “Voodoo”.
Also, connecting 2 different types of graphics cards with a cable on the outside for some reason.

Me

It also conveniently offers more accurate cell phone tracking because of its limited range.

Nothing, at all.
Some things you can’t do easily in Mint, like create snapshots automatically and boot into them when something breaks.
But it’s all Linux and freely available software under the hood, and the lines between configuration, customization and forking your distro are blurry.

And we still don’t have open source printers

HQ? I need my HK!