Like the idea but you’re a little late…

Ah ok that makes sense, more of a compsci guy then a pure math guy

I’m normally a fan of xkcd but I don’t get this one.

Why would calculus teachers drill holes in the base of the tanks?

I hear they have a wand that is magical…

Actually I think that would then add a additional charge for registration fraud

I’m a real man… I’m going to work at Hitachi making large heavy construction equipment… Like cranes and back loaders… Wait what do you mean “personal massager department”???

I don’t know about blue but here is all the math to turn a red light green… Don’t think of doing it though while you could probably get out of a ticket for running a red light I don’t even know what the fine is for driving many thousand times the speed limit is.

Edit: just realized I forgot to post the actual link… https://sciencenotes.org/fast-go-make-red-light-look-green-relativistic-doppler-effect/#:~:text=If we take the speed of light to,to convert to km%2Fhr%2C you get 197%2C640%2C000 km%2Fhr.

You’re not that off with the brisket comment. On the really hot days here in Texas you can take a cookie sheet, buy a pack of break and bake cookie dough, put the dough on the cookie sheet, leave it on your dash board and go to work.

When you get out you have a dozen fresh soft baked cookies and your car smells amazing 😁

But does his backpack got jets?

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My bad, I read it wrong. I was thinking the 2.43 million was for the emergency buttons. I should have read more carefully. $250 each is still expensive but not obscene.

Wait… So each panic button is 12k? Someone is getting rich off this deal

Not to mention the amount of analog clocks that are just wrong. I work at a fortune 500 company, most clocks are digital and synced to a time server. Every analog clock is wrong. Just yesterday I walked through the cafeteria and glanced at the clock and it read 5:20… For a second I panicked and was like it can’t be that late. I checked my phone, it was 3:06. The clock was just not set properly.

Their bosses bosses boss probably knew… Their boss may not of

If it is true, they just admitted to security fraud for not maximizing profits. I doubt it is true but would be interesting to see it in court if they decide to admit to lying in a public press release or security fraud not acting in the interest of shareholders…

Why sue? Shouldn’t this be verifiable? Give a stack of papers to a new hire. Have them count the signatures. If number is greater than the requirement put it on ballot, if not don’t. What is there for a judge to decide?

At that point it’s a single point of failure, hack that central repo and infect everything. Plus Linux is not centralized… That’s kinda the point, suse, Debian, arch, red hat all have their own repos…

It’s simple, masturbate till your about 1/2 there… Stop… Tell me how much you would pay to finish…

You want to make real money? Make with porn videos

If you are already half way there you can’t just wait 10 minutes or you have to restart. You need the next video quickly.

This is explainable from a boy who does this…

Common cold - I want to be allowed to rest and be taken care for(for example “I’m sick so can you cook me some soup and a sandwich for lunch?”).

Life threatening illness - I don’t want to make the person worry about me. I don’t want them to force me to a hospital which I cant afford.

You’re not going to worry or take me to the er for a cough but you would probably care for me and pamper me… That’s the difference