Obligatory (there are several versions of this, but this is my favourite 😁 ):

A World War II RAF pilot is reminiscing before school children about his days in the air force.

“In 1942,” he says, "the situation was really tough. The Germans had a very strong air force. I remember, " he continues, "one day I was protecting the bombers and suddenly, out of the clouds, these fokkers appeared.

At this point, several of the children giggle.

I looked up, and right above me was one of them. I aimed at him and shot him down. They were swarming. I immediately realized that there was another fokker behind me."

At this instant the girls in the auditorium start to giggle and boys start to laugh. The teacher stands up and says, “I think I should point out that ‘Fokker’ was the name of the German-Dutch aircraft company”

“That’s true,” says the pilot, “but these fokkers were flying Messerschmits.”

I’ve played this, it’s fun. Tip: The height of some buildings (churches, monastaries, castles) components will impact the influence/capacity. You can also nest building components to create unique designs

We all believe in you! If you want to take your driving global, do it (just get a go-pro 1st so we can all witness)! 😂 In all seriousness though, I’ve never been to Canada so I don’t have any info to compare, but I’ve driven extensively in the US. There are really only 3 cities that scare the daylights out of me: Baltimore, Maryland, Houston, Texas, and Dallas, Texas - and that’s just highway driving, the suburbs are whole other kettle of fish. If you ever feel bad about your driving just google driving videos from one of those cities

If that’s the case, shouldn’t your username be @worstdriver@lemmy.ca…or are you thinking about going global?

Bob Rivers is/was always a nice break from the normal holiday music. I haven’t listened to FM radio in a while, but when I did they’d always throw in a little Bob Rivers 😀

Dropkick Murphys - The Season’s Upon Us
Adam Sandler - Chanukah Song
Bob Rivers - I am Santa Claus

Oi Mate! You can’t park there!

To quote the Honorable Captain Blackadder : Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.