I’m happier every single day I’m not American.

Death to Donald Trump.

Fuck America 🖕

I look forward to hearing of Trumps very timely, very well earned death. I hope tomorrow.

Death to dictators

Both JP and PP couldn’t fight their way out of a wet paper bag and they’re waxing poetic about masculinity?

PP’s so masculine that when one of the racist supporters said he’d rape his wife, this powerhouse just pulled down his pants, bent over and took it.

Anything these twats says is absolute nonsense.

Welcome home Canadians, and welcome to Canada newcomers who want to help Canada grow and prosper.

We have pancakes and maple syrup. The real stuff made from the blood of trees and not you know: American high fructose corn syrup.

America is rotten to its core.

Fuck Jordan Peterson!

Trump deserves death.

Trump deserves death.

This should be 10 out of 10 people. I’m not even American and I know more about American and their constitution than most Americans it seems.

That fat orange Russian muppet should be in jail, not president.

I wish the worst kind of painful excruciating outcome for 47.

Do it Americans. Jesus fucking Christ already. Your fucking population has more guns than people, an amendment to the constitution for this exact sort of thing, and instead of rising up, you’re sitting down on the couch watching Americas got talent.

Wake. The. Fuck. Up America!!!

Seriously? Even the penguins are getting a tariff pause? Lazy do nothing no good penguins living off of the American debt dream. Shame.

Still down almost 30% since “Sleepy Joe Biden” gave up power… Oh look, Trumps golfing again.

I need someone to translate: “Trump is a douche noozle” into MAGA nation speak.

Jesus Christ, 1 orange tupee wearing corrupt rapist racist is destroying the entire economy.

I’m assuming his roids are also being nailed by those tariffs?

So much love. The most love. Bigly love even. He’s going to have so much love, he won’t know where to put it all. He’ll have so much love, it’ll be hard to breathe. Suffocated by all that tariff free American love.

No way. You’ll totally be able to afford to get one tariff free from those new factories that are absolutely bigly being built right now in the great state of America.

Everything should be up and running in a week or so. They just fast tracked all the tool and die makers needed to help develop the machines needed to build your next generation silicon and mother boards, and those ram chip thingies. To avoid all the tariffs from China they’re mining rare earth on mars and conveyor belted back on to America in the frunk of the swastitrucks.

It’s everything computer.

Believe in Trump, he believes in you. Or not.

Most likely not. He doesn’t care about you. He only cares about charging the government insane amounts to his golf course so he can golf while messing up his presidential diapers and getting rich off your tax dollars while wearing pants pulled up to his orange cheetos nip nips.