I’ll just go to my local anarchist store.

Boo. Fucking. Hoo.

But, but, magic metal makes steadfast man special, which, in turn, causes female Jesus to lubricate in one of the worst love scenes in literature.

If only the moochers would stop getting in their way!

I lost a best friend to Objectivism , and I’m not sure if the dumb bastard has changed his ways. I haven’t the time.

I am not a man of any faith, but prayers for a timely stroke have crossed my mind.

Awful waffle! Awful waffle!

I’m absorbing this info because it will probably be beneficial in a future adventure game as a puzzle solution.

Maybe we could start a /c/cellardoor sub?

I love libretube, but I really need it to support queing videos. As it stands you have to pick each video you want to watch/listen to. Unless there is a hack I am unaware of Playlists don’t really exist.

Please prove me wrong, if you know better than I do.

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

But you try to tell the young people today that… and they won’t believe yah!

https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE?si=6qGRgsuMSx7NaA_D

I worked at Spencer’s back in the early 2000s when they started getting Extra Edgy.

Like they’ve always had lube and rinky dink ‘massagers’ , all of the sudden we had the ivibe Rabbit and tshirts with actual swears on them. The soccer moms briefly clutched their pearls.

What a time to be alive.

I just broke out into a cold sweat remembering trying to get wifi to function on my netbook back in 2k8.

But what of the coming Subaru Wars?

Maybe a bunch of penguin stickers and one that says, “Ask me about Linux!”

Might hurt on date night, though.

Just install lasers, you can blind them, with SCIENCE!

I’ll try to fill the void…

: Watches Saw XI:

It stinks!

I over slept for work that morning and my mother screamed that I needed to get out of bed because the world was on fire.

I got my work clothes on in a minute because I was a teenage dirt bag, baby. By the time I got to the living room she was in tears because the Pentagon was going up in smoke.

I’m not sure if it was survival instinct or what, but I said, ‘Silly Government, tricks are for kids!’

I just remember her shouting, “This is serious!” As I dashed to my car.

The radio sucked that morning. Pretty much all the fm band was nothing but church talk. The walkman I had plugged into my stereo was off charge, so I had to listen to some Spanish sermon as I wondered if the Spencer’s I worked at was going to be blown up.

This has been a ‘9-11 Moment’, reply with ‘I was there.’ if you’d like to know more.

Hey! You wouldn’t copy/paste a pirate flag!?

You too can learn this secret of the ages! You just need to be able pay for my one hour Webinar and Goon on camera for at least three!

Simply punch Jaden Smith when you have this urge.