how very submissive and breedable of you to say

I can hear the jimmies rustling in the trees

$2.7 MILLION dollars!? Holy shit, that’s almost enough to buy a house there!

I was gonna call it Jerry-ing but conglobating sounds more betterer

Short answer: mental illness

Long answer: it will vary from various iterations, but often Bruce Wayne is minimally present as a CEO (which, eyy, not really different from most of them.) Bruce Wayne / Batman is able to rest while crime exists in the same way an insomniac rests on itchy sheets in the middle of a parade: he doesn’t. He is beyond obsessed on stopping crime, to the detriment of his health and safety, as well as those around him. His entire entourage regularly pushes him to slow down, rest, take time to heal, etc, and he keeps getting up. It’s beyond his (present) ability to control. There’s been a few instances (like with Andrea in Mask of the Phantasm) where he does find himself at peace and can move on, but mostly, he’s a prisoner of his own trauma. It’s been stated multiple times that his obsession is no different than the Joker’s or the Riddler’s.

Good catch, I am technologically incompetent.

They seemed like such decent character strings

That’s because Duke Nukem respects women.

Weird, generally latex prevents children from getting in

What river? I mean channel?

Probably the best song about being horny and condeming women for it

This was, verbatim, what a child said during an interview. He stumbled and jumbled over his words, uttering this incomprehensible nonsense. Others, however, try to decipher his words and dare to gleam a sliver of truth of the secret machinations of the universe.

What are you suggesting? That I stop peeling out of every parking lot and doing sick doughnuts!?

It is, but Sonic has been running for so long that there are multiple iterations. This particular panel seems to be from the same Sonic universe as the SatAM cartoon.

Or so I’ve heard, I swear I’ve never worn JNCO jeans.

Probably the most viscerally fucked up movie I’ve ever seen. The only movie to ever make me go “OH WHAT THE FUCK” out loud.

A Van Halen Trojan van, where a mini van held Van Halen. In our folly, we took in the mini van to spite the shitposter’s offering to Povanden, unbeknowst to us the dangers that would sneak in when we let our Vanguard down.

bruh

Is that dude snitching

Maybe he’s just living up to the username

Because of the wizards gathered around and pondering