Maybe if you don’t make donuts.

He’s talking about how energy is a stove, if you make donuts.

That’s what they’re complaining about.

Ah, the late, great Hannibal Lecter.

The deadliest chemical

So true

What if I told you: People who hate small talk only have meaningful relationships. It’s the shallow relationships they lack.

I’d like to see the author prove that beetle counting is more productive than creating game tutorials. People make all kinds of baseless assumptions that are biased by their personal values.

I appreciate that you remembered there’s a Gen X, even if you’re applying ageist stereotypes to entire generations of diverse individuals.

It’s almost like you’re saying they’re intellectually dishonest perpetuators of bigoted double standards.

Yeah, but that’s not as funny

Definitely overshot the brag with 4.9 inches thick.

Is he saying he has a dick like two toilet paper rolls stacked on top of each other?

Mostly I just remember the burns on my legs from the engine.

And then the motorcycle being broken and never getting fixed. I suspect my mom sabotaged it.

This is me and my dad. It isn’t, but it is.

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Based on the pic, has he started dipping into the bronzer?

Trump: “JD the reason people don’t like you is you’re too pale. Try this.”

Move along. Nothing to see here.

Give the kids what they want!

Inviter of women into the men’s room