And anger the orcas??

Plonk on my couch, cronch on some chips and at the end push the crumbs off my shirt. Yeah I do that very regularly.

I usually walk just a little more leisurely than I normally would, so the car has to wait two seconds longer.

But if the driver is an asshole (sometimes, when I have the right of way or am already in the middle of the street when they come along they will honk at me to move faster) I stop dead in my tracks, turn and look at them like “are you trying to warn me of something? What are you tryjbg to alert me of?”. Because honking isn’t supposed to be your anger relief when something is not going as you want.

So this summer it was like 30°C / 85°F at home and whenever I used TikTok or YouTube on my phone it would get really hot so I took off the case whenever I used it. My phone fell down one time (I’m not used to it being so slick!) and that’s why it’s now broken. In the back. Because for some stupid reason it’s made of glass or something.

Note to myself: my next phone should be one of these unbreakable military grade phones.

He’s so bad at running Twitter I’m starting to think it’s his goal to ruin the brand. Don’t know what for but surely he can’t be this dumb?